Blogs I Wanted To Write But Haven't Gotten Around To

I've been pretty overwhelming busy and also working on my memoir and new piece of fiction. Here, then, are the blogs I wanted to write, but haven't gotten around to. I just have the titles. You can imagine the actual blog posts:

Conversation With My Husband While His Hand Is On My Thigh

Why Is My Hair Burgundy

That Time When I Dropped My Taco Salad And Cried

When I Lived In Detroit And Everyone At Kroger Thought I Was Deaf

I Think Iā€™m Becoming A Stout Hunchback and All I Need Is A Bell To Ring