Deep Twitter Thoughts/Awkward Moments

When I was in my twenties, and even my thirties, I would have a deep thought or awkward moment happen...but had no where to broadcast them. I mean, I could pin said thought or moment to a light post, but that just made me sad. So I walked around, forlornly, until the deep thought passed and I thought about a cow. Today, the same thing happens, only I DO have a place to put these! I put them on Twitter! I love Twitter because it forces you to say what you want quickly without boring everyone.

Here are my favorite Deep Twitter Thoughts/Awkward Moments over the last few months:

And my favorite...which actually happened again to me today...