I was in the Royal Wedding! Didn't know that? Me either. I was super surprised. Okay. I'm sorta lying. A friend of mine sent me the below picture. Check out the license plate. EBY! That's me! (And everyone who has the same last name as I do.)
Still, I dream that William and Kate are passing "Pepper Wellington and the Case of the Missing Sausage" back and forth to each other in bed while eating scones. I'm sure that's exactly what they're doing on their wedding night.