Morning Conversation with Kealoha

(Me, in kitchen. Kealoha, in living room. We have this conversation calling across rooms.)

ME: So, can I cook dinner for you tonight?

KEALOHA: Are you kidding? Sure!

ME: You don't have any plans?

KEALOHA: Nope. My only plans are you.

ME: Oh! Wait a minute. I can't cook for you. I have plans. Sorry.

(Sometimes, I forget.)