An Entirely Different Rudolph

My 7 year old son just sang me a Christmas carol. It’s his own rendition of “Rudolph”. It goes like this:

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny blade and when those stupid reindeer friends laughed at him he took his blade out And...

And then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say:

“Aaaaaarrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” (read as a bloodcurdling scream) Then Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer went after everyone in town. Merry Christmas.

(Sound effect of swords clashing.)

He starts therapy on Wednesday.