LIke a good flash thunderstorm, I present you with a good (bad) flash ode...written by Schulyer Esperanza and Tanya Eby. Follow Schulyer on Twitter @ReadersInk . Try your own flash bad ode, or write one with a friend. It'll make you feel good for being able to be so bad.
ODE TO RAIN
You are little drops of hell on my head
You're like that Chinese Water Torture
(or is that politically incorrect?)
You're a cold bastard.
I wipe you from my face
And wash you from my hair
Like I did that loser from last night;
I'm cold as you are.
And like that dude from last night
You better bring me flowers
Or I will never