Random Thing #3: DIET

#3 I’m having the worst week dieting. It’s impossible to diet and narrate at the same time. Healthy food doesn’t fill you up for long, and it’s hard for my body to ‘process’.

Er....

So when I eat a salad or lentils or anything, my stomach becomes the Creature from the Deep and is all Graaahhh! and RRRRrrraaarrggg!! I’m trying to stuff my face every ten minute break with tiny bits of hummus and carrots. Think of a vampire going all crazy over someon'es jugular. That's me with the hummus. And it ain't pretty.

All I really want is a gigantic sandwich to calm my stomach and flood my body with a wonderful food induced buzz..to help me relax.